About
TESTO HUNKIE: EURO SUMMER 💘
📅 13/06/26
Euro summer— everything is ROMANTICO!
For one night only, we’re turning South East London into a sticky late-night holiday romance:
sunburnt flirting, tiny tops, too much body spray, and yearning so intense it feels illegal!
Think:
🍋 sweaty Mediterranean hookup energy
🕶️ masc lads on scooters (spiritually)
💦 kisses that taste like warm beer & SPF 50
💘 falling in love for exactly one night
Mother Lori Mae is soooo ready for this heatwave of Testosterone!
💌 COME DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY YOU DESERVE
Eurotrash prince. Ibiza heartthrob. Tank-top menace. Gay footballer on his day off. Soft masc honeymoon fantasy. Chaotic beach flirt. Resort wear encouraged. Tiny inseam short welcomed!
💪 ARM WRESTLING RETURNS
Because nothing says “take me on holiday with you” like raw strength and prolonged eye contact.
Challenge your crush. Defend your honour. Win glory, admiration, and maybe a kiss outside the smoking area.
🎧 SOUNDTRACK
HARIETTA and ELI will take us back to classic eurotrash dance music, from sunset flirtation to full sweaty-release dancefloor delirium.
💘 WHAT’S HAPPENING
🥧 Pies & gossip: 8pm–10pm
💪 Arm wrestling: 9:30pm
🕺 Dancefloor : 11pm–1am
🚪 Doors: 7:30pm
📍 The Piehouse, SE8
💋 WHO IT’S FOR
Testo Hunkie is for trans masc folks and the gorgeous allies who love us loudly.
We centre trans masculinities while welcoming everyone who respects the space and wants to worship the vibes correctly.
🎟️ ACCESS
– 18+ LGBTQ+ event
– Limited free tickets available for Dolls
– If money is a barrier, DM us — no one turned away for lack of funds
🦽 ACCESSIBILITY
– Wheelchair accessible (ground floor)
– Accessible toilet next to the bar
– Seating available throughout
– Loud music, low lighting, bright/flickering lights
– Dogs welcome 🐶
😷 HEALTH
COVID is still around babes — test if you can, and stay home if you feel rough.
✨ ABOUT TESTO HUNKIE
A DIY trans-masc love project from a bunch of SE London queers:
building nights for flirtation, softness, sweat, devotion, friendship, emotional chaos, and collective joy.
This is your euro summer romance.
The one that changes your life for three days and leaves you staring out the train window afterwards.
Come get sweaty.
Come fall in love.
And remember, nothing last forever
💥🍋💌🌴
