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Hey DYKE (or ally). It's me, GAYTORADE 💦💦. Me and my wife (The Dyke Project 💖), saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe. We're hosting a stoopid FLINTA*-first party back at our place (The Old Nun's Head) with lot's of hot dykes 🔥 and sexxxi music 🎷 and all that fuckin cool stuff that hot dykes like ⚓️.
My eyes are up here babe 😉
We want to buy you a drink 🥃, but first answer these riddles three...
I'm a reclaimed slur describing people who aren't cis men and like having seggs with other people who aren't cis men (or just like, is extremely fond of people who aren't cis men, cos we don't forget our ace huns <3). What am I?
DYKE
I'm an engineered embankment, wall, or ridge of earth, stone, or concrete built along the edge of a river, lake, or sea to prevent low-lying land from flooding. What am I?
DYKE
I'm an esteemed centenarian thespian, all-round left wing titan and queer ally. I've starred in silver-screen classics such as Mary Poppins (1964), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) and Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014). Who am I?
(Dick Van) DYKE
Well done, dyke. You answered all three riddles correctly ✅. My wife and I are suitably impressed and wet 👅. What can i get you? An Amstel Shandy? Let's make that a double 😈
Now buy a ticket to come back to our place? 🥵
We've got DJs
Karlie Marx
Anjali
Deedee Licious
Eula
