Love—but make it messy, sweaty, and collective.
For one night, we’re rewriting the prom you deserved. Not the tidy, hetero fairytale—the real one: charged, chaotic, tender, awkward, electric. A prom where trans-masc joy takes centre stage, where devotion is loud, desire is shared, and the dancefloor belongs to us.
Welcome to Testo Hunkie: Prom Edition—a love-soaked night of slow dances that turn feral, flirtations that last exactly three songs, and connections that might last longer (or beautifully don’t). Expect a room thick with longing, laughter, testosterone, glitter, and just a hint of emotional risk.
Mother Lori Mae is already blushing, salivating, and vibrating at the thought of it all…
💌 Whether you’re:
– partnered, single, or situationship’d
– sworn off romance (but still curious)
– here to kiss your friends or lock eyes with a stranger
– or just deeply, gloriously horny
This night is for you.
👑 PROM, BUT MAKE IT YOURS
Come as your fantasy: prom king, prom menace, soft heartthrob, awkward slow-dancer, leather-clad dream, or chaotic romantic lead. Dress up, dress down, or somewhere in between. There are no rules—only vibes.
💪 ARM WRESTLING FOR AFFECTION
Our beloved tradition returns. Challenge your crush. Fight for your date. Win glory, admiration, and maybe a kiss. Couple matches strongly encouraged.
🎧 SOUNDTRACK
Soundtracked by the one and only HARIETTA—serving you everything from slow-grind longing to full release on the dancefloor.
💘 WHAT’S HAPPENING
🥧 Pies & gossip: 8pm–10pm
💪 Arm wrestling: 9:30pm
🕺 Dancefloor: 11pm–1am
🚪 Doors: 7:30pm
📍 LOCATION
The Piehouse, 213–214 Edward Pl, London SE8 5HD
💋 WHO IT’S FOR
Testo Hunkie is for trans masc folks and the gorgeous allies who love us loudly. We centre trans masculinities, while welcoming all who respect and celebrate that space.
🎟️ ACCESS
– 18+ LGBTQ+ event
– Limited free tickets available for Dolls
– If ticket price is a barrier, DM us—no one turned away for lack of funds
🦽 ACCESSIBILITY
– Wheelchair accessible (ground floor)
– Accessible toilet next to the bar
– Seating available (sofas + chairs; additional seating upstairs via stairs)
– Low lighting, loud music, bright/flickering lights
– Dogs welcome 🐶
😷 HEALTH
COVID is still around—please test and stay home if you feel unwell.
✨ ABOUT TESTO HUNKIE
Testo Hunkie is a DIY love project by a bunch of SE London queers—creating space for trans joy, connection, mischief, and community care. We do it for the flirtation, the sweat, the softness, and the collective magic.
This is your prom night. The one you should’ve had—or the one you’re claiming now.
Come find your date. Come find yourself. Come get your crown. 👑
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